Citizen Thymes

Don’t play beer bong for three hours or this will happen…..

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April 30, 2013
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Amateurs playing with actual beer in the cup that is a recipe to drinking every spec of germs the ball comes in contact with…. On a side note...

Gun Bill has Asheville man excited at thought of putting still mooing steak served at local restaurants out of misery with handgun

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April 29, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- Dane Bernard can’t seem to get his steak well done at local Asheville restaurants. Every time Bernard gets a steak at a local eatery it seems to still...

White House Correspondent’s Dinner Roundup: Conan, Obama, and Steven Spielburg’s new flick Obama

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April 29, 2013
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As a former political junkie, the nerd prom is my favorite event of the year. Better enjoy these dinners while you can before Biden or Rubio take over in 2016,...

Monday Morning Fail- Follow Me on Twitter taken literally

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April 29, 2013
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Follow me on Twitter @citizenthymes of course! via Pleated Jeans...

Slice of Life Comedy presents comedian Eric Trundy tonight at the Pulp

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April 25, 2013
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Slice of Life Comedy presents a comedy showcase featuring comedian Eric Trundy tomorrow night at the PULP. Doors open at 8:30 p.m., show starts at 9:00 p.m. Tickets are...

New Stand Up Comedy Open Mic Freak Show starts at The Odditorium tonight

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April 23, 2013
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A new Asheville stand up comedy open mic starts tonight at The Odditorium. From the Facebook Event Page: West Asheville’s first comedy open mic night! Come watch comics from...

Man pranks strangers by Instagramming their food

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April 22, 2013
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This is hilarious given the amount of food photos on Instagram. Now I admit I’m pretty bad about posting photos of my food to Instagram. You can follow me...

Monday Morning Fail-Compilation of Cheerleading wipeouts

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April 22, 2013
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Slice of Life Comedy presents comedian Tom Scheve tonight at PULP

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April 18, 2013
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Slice of Life Comedy presents a comedy showcase featuring comedian Tom Scheve tomorrow night at the PULP. Doors open at 8:30 p.m., show starts at 9:00 p.m. Tickets are...

Laugh Your Asheville Off announces third headliner for 2013 festival

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April 18, 2013
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The 7th annual Laugh Your Asheville Off comedy festival has announced the third headliner of the festival. Comedian Hampton Yount will headline the August 16th showcase at Diana Wortham Theater....