Saturday 25th May 2013,

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Gun Bill has Asheville man excited at thought of putting still mooing steak served at local restaurants out of misery with handgun
WNC Nature Center’s Cotsworld Sheep doesn’t understand how Asheville mayor fasting will save home
Asheville bids on Ironman, Asheville man says no reason to give a rich Tony Stark more money
Asheville man born on April Fools Day can’t convince any of his coworkers today is his birthday
Asheville second grader doesn’t understand why household pet bunny rabbit poops chocolate eggs once a year for Jesus
Street preacher praying for future of Bele Chere, yelling at Asheville sinners always highlight of his year
Woman submits broken microwave to ‘You Spot It, We Fix It’ City of Asheville App disappointed in lack of repair
Rep. Tim Moffitt Tied to Nipple-Gate, Lobbyists Sucking on Government Teat
After attending Asheville Tattoo Fest, Asheville woman still regrets getting ink of shithead ex boyfriend’s name on buttock
Global War on Terror near Asheville, Gee Haw Whimmydiddle Cell Busted in Loafer’s Glory

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Gun Bill has Asheville man excited at thought of putting still mooing steak served at local restaurants out of misery with handgun

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April 29, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- Dane Bernard can’t seem to get his steak well done at local Asheville restaurants. Every time Bernard gets a steak at a local eatery it seems to still...

WNC Nature Center’s Cotsworld Sheep doesn’t understand how Asheville mayor fasting will save home

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April 17, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- Mayor Terry Bellamy has pledged to fast and pray for 24 days as a solution to solve a $6 million budget gap the city of Asheville faces due to...

Asheville bids on Ironman, Asheville man says no reason to give a rich Tony Stark more money

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April 03, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- As a proud conservative Asheville resident Mike Taylor believes the wealthy should be rewarded for their success and not penalized by the government through more taxes. But at...

Asheville man born on April Fools Day can’t convince any of his coworkers today is his birthday

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April 01, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- Jim Rich has always hated his coworkers. But today takes the birthday cake of hate days for Rich. Today, April Fools Day is Rich’s birthday and according...

Asheville second grader doesn’t understand why household pet bunny rabbit poops chocolate eggs once a year for Jesus

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April 01, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- When Isaac Dickson Elementary School second grader James Horn returns to school he has a question or two for the science portion of his day. Horn woke up...

Street preacher praying for future of Bele Chere, yelling at Asheville sinners always highlight of his year

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March 27, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- Street preacher George Fontoya gets to yell at Asheville sinners once a year during Bele Chere and the prospect of not getting that opportunity would make Fontoya’s life a...

Woman submits broken microwave to ‘You Spot It, We Fix It’ City of Asheville App disappointed in lack of repair

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March 26, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- Natalie Kite a 42-year-old West Asheville resident has been nagging her husband for months now to fix the microwave. So upon hearing the news of the launch of...

Rep. Tim Moffitt Tied to Nipple-Gate, Lobbyists Sucking on Government Teat

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March 20, 2013
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By Gloria Burnhim Investigative Reporter and Guest Contributor to Citizen Thymes ASHEVILLE- According to medical records received under the Freedom of Information About Idiots Act (FORYA), Rep. Tim Moffitt...

After attending Asheville Tattoo Fest, Asheville woman still regrets getting ink of shithead ex boyfriend’s name on buttock

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March 18, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- We all carry the pain of past relationships with us. But very few of us carry that pain on the butt. Ashley Rider a 33-year-old Asheville resident...

Global War on Terror near Asheville, Gee Haw Whimmydiddle Cell Busted in Loafer’s Glory

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March 05, 2013
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By Sam Spoofinburger, Homeland Security Editor and guest contributor to the Citizen Thymes WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA – A group of Loafer’s Glory craftsmen were arrested Monday and charged with providing...

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Gun Bill has Asheville man excited at thought of putting still mooing steak served at local restaurants out of misery with handgun

WNC Nature Center’s Cotsworld Sheep doesn’t understand how Asheville mayor fasting will save home

Asheville bids on Ironman, Asheville man says no reason to give a rich Tony Stark more money

Asheville man born on April Fools Day can’t convince any of his coworkers today is his birthday

Asheville second grader doesn’t understand why household pet bunny rabbit poops chocolate eggs once a year for Jesus

Street preacher praying for future of Bele Chere, yelling at Asheville sinners always highlight of his year

Woman submits broken microwave to ‘You Spot It, We Fix It’ City of Asheville App disappointed in lack of repair

Rep. Tim Moffitt Tied to Nipple-Gate, Lobbyists Sucking on Government Teat

After attending Asheville Tattoo Fest, Asheville woman still regrets getting ink of shithead ex boyfriend’s name on buttock

Global War on Terror near Asheville, Gee Haw Whimmydiddle Cell Busted in Loafer’s Glory

Laugh Your Asheville Off announces comic line up

Local Mom concerned Recycle Asheville’s ‘Cookie Monster’ Recycling Bins may promote childhood obesity

Asheville Pizza with attitude, Favilla’s calls for a throw down after loss in Xpress poll

Slice of Life Comedy presents comedian Michael Robinette tonight at PULP

Asheville band Underhill Rose releases 3 new tracks from new album ‘Something Real’

Comedian Shalewa Sharpe at Elaine’s Piano Bar tonight for free

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