Thursday 23rd May 2013,

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Gun Bill has Asheville man excited at thought of putting still mooing steak served at local restaurants out of misery with handgun
WNC Nature Center’s Cotsworld Sheep doesn’t understand how Asheville mayor fasting will save home
Asheville bids on Ironman, Asheville man says no reason to give a rich Tony Stark more money
Asheville man born on April Fools Day can’t convince any of his coworkers today is his birthday
Asheville second grader doesn’t understand why household pet bunny rabbit poops chocolate eggs once a year for Jesus
Street preacher praying for future of Bele Chere, yelling at Asheville sinners always highlight of his year
Woman submits broken microwave to ‘You Spot It, We Fix It’ City of Asheville App disappointed in lack of repair
Rep. Tim Moffitt Tied to Nipple-Gate, Lobbyists Sucking on Government Teat
After attending Asheville Tattoo Fest, Asheville woman still regrets getting ink of shithead ex boyfriend’s name on buttock
Global War on Terror near Asheville, Gee Haw Whimmydiddle Cell Busted in Loafer’s Glory

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Doctors worried about sudden drop in Asheville snowflake life expectancy, speculates Obamacare may be to blame

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March 04, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- If you feel like snowflakes have been disappearing at a faster rate than normal, you are not the only one. Doctors from around the country gathered this weekend...

Asheville bums busking to beat the law

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March 01, 2013
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By Sam Spoofinburg, crime reporter and guest contributor to the Citizen Thymes ASHEVILLE- No, not all of Asheville’s ragged winos with harmonicas in their ball caps are Mr. Bojangles....

Local funeral homes rejoice as Asheville is ranked No. 1 place to retire, says will bring in new clients

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February 28, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- For the 7th year in a row, Asheville is TopRetirments.com’s Best Place to Retire. To which Asheville funeral homes say keep those soon to be dead bodies coming....

Asheville woman disappointed in lack of small crawling plates at Asheville Small Plate Crawl

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February 27, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- Even though the food was excellent, Darlene Sanders didn’t crawl away from the opening night of the Asheville Small Plate Crawl completely happy. Sanders was disappointed in the...

Asheville man confused by how beardless chef Katie Button of Curate qualifies for James Beard Award

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February 26, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- When it comes to beards, Jay Adobe does not discriminate between men and women. In fact he prefers his women to be bearded. But when Adobe heard...

Shaving advocates rally for right to bare arms in Asheville’s Pack Square Saturday, surprised by turnout

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Over 100 people gathered Saturday in Asheville for the right to bare arms

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February 25, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- Standing up for what you believe in can be a hairy situation. But Andrew Kaufman had no idea so many of his fellow residents felt the same way...

Asheville unemployed man decides to look for job after McCrory signs bill cutting unemployment benefits

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February 21, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- Gov. Pat McCrory signed into law Tuesday a bill that cuts maximum weekly jobless payments from $535 to $350 on new claims beginning July 1st. The move leaves...

Asheville fourth grader still in disbelief Spiderman Valentine’s card failed to get first kiss

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February 20, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- You would think with a superhero at your side, you could do just about anything. That was exactly Vance Elementary fourth grader Ben McDonald’s thought process last week...

Asheville airport change becomes a headache; similar pain local man experiences driving to Atlanta for cheaper flights

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Davis says politicians talk isn't even worth an airline bag of peanuts. Such a salty burn...

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February 18, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- A new law transferring Asheville Regional Airport from the city to an independent agency has caused a few headaches. Some of the pain comes from unanswered questions about...

NASA refuses to comment on whether new Asheville Biltmore Park Town Square sign could be visible from space

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February 14, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- The Asheville City Council approved Biltmore Park Town Squares’ request to add a second sign Tuesday. The second sign is an attempt to draw in new customers and...

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Doctors worried about sudden drop in Asheville snowflake life expectancy, speculates Obamacare may be to blame

Asheville bums busking to beat the law

Local funeral homes rejoice as Asheville is ranked No. 1 place to retire, says will bring in new clients

Asheville woman disappointed in lack of small crawling plates at Asheville Small Plate Crawl

Asheville man confused by how beardless chef Katie Button of Curate qualifies for James Beard Award

Shaving advocates rally for right to bare arms in Asheville’s Pack Square Saturday, surprised by turnout

Asheville unemployed man decides to look for job after McCrory signs bill cutting unemployment benefits

Asheville fourth grader still in disbelief Spiderman Valentine’s card failed to get first kiss

Asheville airport change becomes a headache; similar pain local man experiences driving to Atlanta for cheaper flights

NASA refuses to comment on whether new Asheville Biltmore Park Town Square sign could be visible from space

Laugh Your Asheville Off announces comic line up

Local Mom concerned Recycle Asheville’s ‘Cookie Monster’ Recycling Bins may promote childhood obesity

Asheville Pizza with attitude, Favilla’s calls for a throw down after loss in Xpress poll

Slice of Life Comedy presents comedian Michael Robinette tonight at PULP

Asheville band Underhill Rose releases 3 new tracks from new album ‘Something Real’

Comedian Shalewa Sharpe at Elaine’s Piano Bar tonight for free

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