Wednesday 22nd May 2013,

News Flash :

Gun Bill has Asheville man excited at thought of putting still mooing steak served at local restaurants out of misery with handgun
WNC Nature Center’s Cotsworld Sheep doesn’t understand how Asheville mayor fasting will save home
Asheville bids on Ironman, Asheville man says no reason to give a rich Tony Stark more money
Asheville man born on April Fools Day can’t convince any of his coworkers today is his birthday
Asheville second grader doesn’t understand why household pet bunny rabbit poops chocolate eggs once a year for Jesus
Street preacher praying for future of Bele Chere, yelling at Asheville sinners always highlight of his year
Woman submits broken microwave to ‘You Spot It, We Fix It’ City of Asheville App disappointed in lack of repair
Rep. Tim Moffitt Tied to Nipple-Gate, Lobbyists Sucking on Government Teat
After attending Asheville Tattoo Fest, Asheville woman still regrets getting ink of shithead ex boyfriend’s name on buttock
Global War on Terror near Asheville, Gee Haw Whimmydiddle Cell Busted in Loafer’s Glory

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Gun Bill has Asheville man excited at thought of putting still mooing steak served at local restaurants out of misery with handgun

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April 29, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- Dane Bernard can’t seem to get his steak well done at local Asheville restaurants. Every time Bernard gets a steak at a local eatery it seems to still...

Asheville unemployed man decides to look for job after McCrory signs bill cutting unemployment benefits

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February 21, 2013
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ASHEVILLE- Gov. Pat McCrory signed into law Tuesday a bill that cuts maximum weekly jobless payments from $535 to $350 on new claims beginning July 1st. The move leaves...

GOP lays out July 17-race runoff plan for 11th Congressional District candidates Vance Patterson & Mark Meadows

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Team HUMMER H3 at TSCO Vegas to Reno Race

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July 09, 2012
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ASHEVILLE- They say an elephant never forgets. Two GOP candidates are in for an election race runoff for the 11th Congressional District seat they will never forget on July...

NC Democratic Party issues elected officials flashcards on how to vote

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July 09, 2012
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RALEIGH- The North Carolina Democratic Party took steps Friday to ensure a wrong vote is never cast again. After the legislature successfully overrode Gov. Bev Perdue’s veto of a...

PepsiCo, Coca-Cola confident fracking will boost bottled water sales

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July 09, 2012
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RALEIGH- Try to find the good in every situation. PepsiCo and Coca-Cola have found the good in the recent fracking bill approved by the North Carolina legislature that allows...

Man, who downloads Internet porn, confused why his computer doesn’t have virus

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July 09, 2012
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CHARLOTTE- The “Internet Doomsday” virus shut down 69,000 computers today in the United States as the FBI’s temporary fix for all computers impacted by the malicious software expired 12:00 a.m....

Tea Party proud new state budget lands North Carolina closer to 50th in education spending

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June 25, 2012
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RALEIGH- The $20.2 billion state budget sitting on Governor Bev Perdue’s desk spends $250 million more on public schools than last year. But with the loss of $259 million...

Senator to eugenics victims ‘North Carolina saved you money’

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June 25, 2012
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RALEIGH- The North Carolina legislature passed a $20.2 billion budget last week, but couldn’t find enough money to compensate victims of a 1929 to 1984 forced sterilization program in North...

North Carolina fracking inspiration for new Universal Studios Earthquake ride

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June 18, 2012
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RALEIGH- The North Carolina House approved hydraulic fracturing gas drilling or more commonly known as fracking, 66 to 43 Thursday. But legislators probably did not anticipate their vote...

State House Speaker Thom Tillis ‘Whatever, I do what I want’

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May 21, 2012
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RALEIGH, NC- State House Speaker Thom Tillis found himself in hot water after authorizing $19,333 to his former chief of staff and his former policy adviser after both resigned because...