Tuesday 21st May 2013,

News Flash :

Gun Bill has Asheville man excited at thought of putting still mooing steak served at local restaurants out of misery with handgun
WNC Nature Center’s Cotsworld Sheep doesn’t understand how Asheville mayor fasting will save home
Asheville bids on Ironman, Asheville man says no reason to give a rich Tony Stark more money
Asheville man born on April Fools Day can’t convince any of his coworkers today is his birthday
Asheville second grader doesn’t understand why household pet bunny rabbit poops chocolate eggs once a year for Jesus
Street preacher praying for future of Bele Chere, yelling at Asheville sinners always highlight of his year
Woman submits broken microwave to ‘You Spot It, We Fix It’ City of Asheville App disappointed in lack of repair
Rep. Tim Moffitt Tied to Nipple-Gate, Lobbyists Sucking on Government Teat
After attending Asheville Tattoo Fest, Asheville woman still regrets getting ink of shithead ex boyfriend’s name on buttock
Global War on Terror near Asheville, Gee Haw Whimmydiddle Cell Busted in Loafer’s Glory

Calendar of Events

Calendar of Events

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	1 Slice of Life Comedy Open Mic Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic January 1, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us every Tuesday as we play several white-hot games of Bingo. $10 paid to each winner, free to play. First game of Bingo commences at 9pm. Tonight’s entertainment at…	2 Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge January 2, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville’s longest-running comedy open mic madness, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover.…	3 Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Slice of Life Comedy Showcase Slice of Life Comedy Showcase January 3, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Details coming soon!	4 Slice of Life Comedy Showcase Comedian Paul Strickland Comedian Paul Strickland January 4, 2013 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm Disclaimer Underground Comedy presents comedian Paul Strickland at Elaine’s Piano Bar for free. Nationally touring comedian and storyteller Paul Strickland has been accused of being “seriously funny,” but his work is best described as…	5	6
7	8 Comedian Paul Strickland Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic January 8, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us every Tuesday as we play several white-hot games of Bingo. $10 paid to each winner, free to play. First game of Bingo commences at 9pm. Tonight’s entertainment at…	9 Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge January 9, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville’s longest-running comedy open mic madness, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover.…	10	11 Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Comedian Noah Gardenswartz Comedian Noah Gardenswartz January 11, 2013 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm Disclaimer Underground Comedy presents comedian Noah Gardenswartz at Elaine’s Piano Bar for free. Coming to you from Atlanta, Georgia with the timing of a clock and the gracefulness of a swan, Noah Gardenswartz…	12	13
14	15 Comedian Noah Gardenswartz Comedian Noah Gardenswartz Comedian Joe Zimmerman Comedian Joe Zimmerman January 15, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Charlotte St. Computers and Disclaimer Comedy are proud to present headlining comedian Joe Zimmerman at Lexington Avenue Brewery (LAB) in downtown Asheville on Tues., Jan. 15, 9 p.m. Doors open… Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic January 15, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us every Tuesday as we play several white-hot games of Bingo. $10 paid to each winner, free to play. First game of Bingo commences at 9pm. Tonight’s entertainment at…	16 Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge January 16, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville’s longest-running comedy open mic madness, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover.…	17	18	19	20
21	22 Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic January 22, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us every Tuesday as we play several white-hot games of Bingo. $10 paid to each winner, free to play. First game of Bingo commences at 9pm. Tonight’s entertainment at…	23 Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Comedian Margaret Cho Comedian Margaret Cho January 23, 2013 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm Margaret Cho has been performing comedy in one way or another for 28 years. Cho has been nominated for two Grammys and has performed comedy all over the world. Cho… Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge January 23, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville’s longest-running comedy open mic madness, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover.…	24	25 Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge The Organic Comedy tour with Ryan Singer and Jarrod Harris The Organic Comedy tour with Ryan Singer and Jarrod Harris January 25, 2013 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm The Organic Tour is a comedy tour and documentary featuring comedians Jarrod Harris and Ryan Singer traveling around the country in Jarrod’s RV. Over the past few years, vibrant comedy…	26	27 The Organic Comedy tour with Ryan Singer and Jarrod Harris Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic January 27, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Every Sunday, your favorite, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9, sign ups start at 8.
28	29 Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic January 29, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us every Tuesday as we play several white-hot games of Bingo. $10 paid to each winner, free to play. First game of Bingo commences at 9pm. Tonight’s entertainment at…	30 Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Kava Comedy International Bingo Parlour and Open Mic Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge January 30, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville’s longest-running comedy open mic madness, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover.… Comedian Joe Pettis Comedian Joe Pettis January 30, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Disclaimer Underground Comedy presents comedian Joe Pettis at Dirty South Lounge (in the back of The Southern in downtown Asheville) on Wed., Jan. 30 at 9:00 p.m. Joe Pettis will be joined by ATL’s James…	31 Comedian Joe Pettis Slice of Life Comedy Open Mic Slice of Life Comedy Open Mic January 31, 2013 8:30 pm – 11:30 pm Slice of Life Comedy presents Comedian Cary Goff. Comedian Cody Hughes will be hosting the evening’s festivities.

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