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DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130519T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130519T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20130126T185925
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T185925
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SUMMARY:Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic 
DESCRIPTION:Every Sunday\, your favorite\, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9\, sign ups start at 8.
LOCATION:5 Biltmore Avenue , Asheville , NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/sunday-night-comedy-open-mic/2013-05-19
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130522T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130522T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
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SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130524T080000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130524T220000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20130126T190426
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T190426
UID:5606-1369382400-1369432800@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays 
DESCRIPTION:Every Friday\, signup starts at 7:30 p.m.\, show starts at 8:00 p.m.
LOCATION:33 Merrimon Avenue, Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/bar-of-soap-comedy-open-mic-fridays/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130524T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130524T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1369426500-1369430100@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130526T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130526T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20130126T185925
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T185925
UID:5604-1369602000-1369609200@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic 
DESCRIPTION:Every Sunday\, your favorite\, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9\, sign ups start at 8.
LOCATION:5 Biltmore Avenue , Asheville , NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/sunday-night-comedy-open-mic/2013-05-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130529T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130529T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1369861200-1369868400@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130531T080000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130531T220000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20130126T190426
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T190426
UID:5606-1369987200-1370037600@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays 
DESCRIPTION:Every Friday\, signup starts at 7:30 p.m.\, show starts at 8:00 p.m.
LOCATION:33 Merrimon Avenue, Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/bar-of-soap-comedy-open-mic-fridays/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130531T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130531T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1370031300-1370034900@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130602T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130602T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20130126T185925
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T185925
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SUMMARY:Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic 
DESCRIPTION:Every Sunday\, your favorite\, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9\, sign ups start at 8.
LOCATION:5 Biltmore Avenue , Asheville , NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/sunday-night-comedy-open-mic/2013-05-19
END:VEVENT
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DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130605T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130605T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1370466000-1370473200@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130607T080000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130607T220000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20130126T190426
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T190426
UID:5606-1370592000-1370642400@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays 
DESCRIPTION:Every Friday\, signup starts at 7:30 p.m.\, show starts at 8:00 p.m.
LOCATION:33 Merrimon Avenue, Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/bar-of-soap-comedy-open-mic-fridays/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130607T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130607T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1370636100-1370639700@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130609T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130609T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164727
CREATED:20130126T185925
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T185925
UID:5604-1370811600-1370818800@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic 
DESCRIPTION:Every Sunday\, your favorite\, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9\, sign ups start at 8.
LOCATION:5 Biltmore Avenue , Asheville , NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/sunday-night-comedy-open-mic/2013-05-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130612T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130612T234500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T180938
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T180938
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SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge Comedy Open Mic
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge is a weekly Wednesday-night comedy open mic at Athena’s in downtown Asheville. Athena’s is located directly next to Tupelo Honey\, and offers sweeping views of fine-arts patrons being stabbed in majestic Pritchard Park.         Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge starts at 9:30 p.m. and anyone wishing against all better judgment to perform should sign up no later than 9 p.m. There is no cover.     
LOCATION:14 College Street, Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-comedy-open-mic-2-2/
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130612T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130612T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1371070800-1371078000@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130614T080000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130614T220000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130126T190426
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T190426
UID:5606-1371196800-1371247200@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays 
DESCRIPTION:Every Friday\, signup starts at 7:30 p.m.\, show starts at 8:00 p.m.
LOCATION:33 Merrimon Avenue, Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/bar-of-soap-comedy-open-mic-fridays/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130614T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130614T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1371240900-1371244500@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130616T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130616T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130126T185925
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T185925
UID:5604-1371416400-1371423600@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic 
DESCRIPTION:Every Sunday\, your favorite\, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9\, sign ups start at 8.
LOCATION:5 Biltmore Avenue , Asheville , NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/sunday-night-comedy-open-mic/2013-05-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130619T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130619T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1371675600-1371682800@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130621T080000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130621T220000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130126T190426
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T190426
UID:5606-1371801600-1371852000@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays 
DESCRIPTION:Every Friday\, signup starts at 7:30 p.m.\, show starts at 8:00 p.m.
LOCATION:33 Merrimon Avenue, Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/bar-of-soap-comedy-open-mic-fridays/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130621T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130621T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1371845700-1371849300@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130623T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130623T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130126T185925
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T185925
UID:5604-1372021200-1372028400@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic 
DESCRIPTION:Every Sunday\, your favorite\, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9\, sign ups start at 8.
LOCATION:5 Biltmore Avenue , Asheville , NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/sunday-night-comedy-open-mic/2013-05-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130626T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130626T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1372280400-1372287600@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130628T080000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130628T220000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130126T190426
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T190426
UID:5606-1372406400-1372456800@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays 
DESCRIPTION:Every Friday\, signup starts at 7:30 p.m.\, show starts at 8:00 p.m.
LOCATION:33 Merrimon Avenue, Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/bar-of-soap-comedy-open-mic-fridays/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130628T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130628T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1372450500-1372454100@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130630T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130630T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130126T185925
LAST-MODIFIED:20130126T185925
UID:5604-1372626000-1372633200@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic 
DESCRIPTION:Every Sunday\, your favorite\, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9\, sign ups start at 8.
LOCATION:5 Biltmore Avenue , Asheville , NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/sunday-night-comedy-open-mic/2013-05-19
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130703T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130703T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1372885200-1372892400@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130705T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130705T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
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SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130710T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130710T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1373490000-1373497200@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130712T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130712T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1373660100-1373663700@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130717T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130717T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1374094800-1374102000@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130719T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130719T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1374264900-1374268500@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130724T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130724T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1374699600-1374706800@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130726T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130726T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1374869700-1374873300@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130731T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130731T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1375304400-1375311600@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130802T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130802T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1375474500-1375478100@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130807T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130807T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1375909200-1375916400@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130809T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130809T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1376079300-1376082900@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130814T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130814T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1376514000-1376521200@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130816T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130816T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1376684100-1376687700@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130821T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130821T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1377118800-1377126000@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130823T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130823T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1377288900-1377292500@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130828T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130828T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1377723600-1377730800@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130830T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130830T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1377893700-1377897300@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130904T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130904T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1378328400-1378335600@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130906T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130906T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1378498500-1378502100@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130911T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130911T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1378933200-1378940400@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130913T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130913T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1379103300-1379106900@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130918T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130918T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1379538000-1379545200@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130920T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130920T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1379708100-1379711700@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
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BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130925T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130925T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1380142800-1380150000@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130927T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20130927T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1380312900-1380316500@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131002T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131002T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1380747600-1380754800@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131004T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131004T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1380917700-1380921300@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131009T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131009T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1381352400-1381359600@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131011T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131011T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1381522500-1381526100@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131016T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131016T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1381957200-1381964400@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131018T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131018T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1382127300-1382130900@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131023T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131023T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1382562000-1382569200@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131025T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131025T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1382732100-1382735700@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131030T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131030T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1383166800-1383174000@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131101T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131101T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1383336900-1383340500@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131106T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131106T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1383771600-1383778800@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131108T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131108T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1383941700-1383945300@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131113T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131113T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1384376400-1384383600@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131115T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131115T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1384546500-1384550100@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131120T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131120T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1384981200-1384988400@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131122T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131122T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1385151300-1385154900@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131127T210000
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131127T230000
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20121125T181909
LAST-MODIFIED:20121125T181909
UID:4592-1385586000-1385593200@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge 
DESCRIPTION:Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville's longest-running comedy open mic madness\, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover. There are no promises (other than guaranteed Dave Chappelle-level comedy every single minute of every single set by every open mic comedian).  Performers will get 5-to-7 minutes of stage time (depending on number of performers) and audience members will enjoy hit-or-miss comedy and a big fat buzz. Anyone wishing to perform should sign up at 8:30 pm.      Dirty South Lounge is located in the back of The Southern\, which is directly next door to LAB at the corner of N. Lexington and Walnut in downtown Asheville. Find out more about the Southern here: http:/www.southernkitchenandbar.com/      Drink specials this Wednesday include $5 Irish Whiskey. A list of the Southern's specialty drinks is right here: http://www.southernkitchenandbar.com/specialty-drinks          For more info on Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge\, check outwww.DisclaimerComedy.com
LOCATION:41 North Lexington Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28801, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-stand-up-lounge-dirty-south-lounge/2013-05-22
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131129T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131129T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1385756100-1385759700@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131206T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131206T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1386360900-1386364500@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131213T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131213T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
LAST-MODIFIED:20130224T162048
UID:6062-1386965700-1386969300@http://citizenthymes.com
SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
END:VEVENT
BEGIN:VEVENT
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131220T201500
DTEND;VALUE=DATE-TIME:20131220T211500
DTSTAMP:20130518T164728
CREATED:20130224T161952
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SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
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SUMMARY:Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn 
DESCRIPTION:Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation.         Asheville comedy shows are every Friday\, and start promptly at 8:15 p.m. There is never a cover charge.         The dueling piano show starts at 9:30 p.m. after Disclaimer Comedy has wrecked the joint.         Please join us on Facebook here.
LOCATION:290 Macon Avenue , Asheville, NC, 28804, United States
URL:http://citizenthymes.com/event/disclaimer-comedy-showcase-at-grove-park-inn/2013-05-24
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