Saturday 18th May 2013,

News Flash :

Gun Bill has Asheville man excited at thought of putting still mooing steak served at local restaurants out of misery with handgun
WNC Nature Center’s Cotsworld Sheep doesn’t understand how Asheville mayor fasting will save home
Asheville bids on Ironman, Asheville man says no reason to give a rich Tony Stark more money
Asheville man born on April Fools Day can’t convince any of his coworkers today is his birthday
Asheville second grader doesn’t understand why household pet bunny rabbit poops chocolate eggs once a year for Jesus
Street preacher praying for future of Bele Chere, yelling at Asheville sinners always highlight of his year
Woman submits broken microwave to ‘You Spot It, We Fix It’ City of Asheville App disappointed in lack of repair
Rep. Tim Moffitt Tied to Nipple-Gate, Lobbyists Sucking on Government Teat
After attending Asheville Tattoo Fest, Asheville woman still regrets getting ink of shithead ex boyfriend’s name on buttock
Global War on Terror near Asheville, Gee Haw Whimmydiddle Cell Busted in Loafer’s Glory

Calendar of Events

Calendar of Events

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		1 Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge May 1, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville’s longest-running comedy open mic madness, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover.…	2	3 Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays May 3, 2013 8:00 am – 10:00 pm Every Friday, signup starts at 7:30 p.m., show starts at 8:00 p.m. Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn May 3, 2013 8:15 pm – 9:15 pm Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation. Asheville comedy shows are every Friday, and start promptly at…	4	5 Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic May 5, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Every Sunday, your favorite, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9, sign ups start at 8.
6	7 Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic Comedian Tom Simmons Comedian Tom Simmons May 7, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Disclaimer Comedy is proud to present comedian Tom Simmons at Lexington Avenue Brewery (LAB) in downtown Asheville on Tues., May 7, at 9 p.m. Doors open at 8:30 p.m. Tickets are $7, and you…	8 Comedian Tom Simmons Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge May 8, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville’s longest-running comedy open mic madness, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover.…	9	10 Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays May 10, 2013 8:00 am – 10:00 pm Every Friday, signup starts at 7:30 p.m., show starts at 8:00 p.m. Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn May 10, 2013 8:15 pm – 9:15 pm Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation. Asheville comedy shows are every Friday, and start promptly at…	11	12 Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic May 12, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Every Sunday, your favorite, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9, sign ups start at 8.
13	14	15 Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge May 15, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville’s longest-running comedy open mic madness, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover.…	16	17 Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays May 17, 2013 8:00 am – 10:00 pm Every Friday, signup starts at 7:30 p.m., show starts at 8:00 p.m. Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn May 17, 2013 8:15 pm – 9:15 pm Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation. Asheville comedy shows are every Friday, and start promptly at…	18	19 Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic May 19, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Every Sunday, your favorite, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9, sign ups start at 8.
20	21	22 Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge May 22, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville’s longest-running comedy open mic madness, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover.…	23	24 Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays May 24, 2013 8:00 am – 10:00 pm Every Friday, signup starts at 7:30 p.m., show starts at 8:00 p.m. Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn May 24, 2013 8:15 pm – 9:15 pm Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation. Asheville comedy shows are every Friday, and start promptly at…	25	26 Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic May 26, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Every Sunday, your favorite, and not so favorite comedians will be coming on stage to delight/disgust you. Show starts at 9, sign ups start at 8.
27	28	29 Sunday Night Comedy Open Mic Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge May 29, 2013 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm Join us at Dirty South Lounge inside The Southern this (and every) Wednesday for Asheville’s longest-running comedy open mic madness, Disclaimer Stand-up Lounge. Comedy starts at 9pm. There is no cover.…	30	31 Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Disclaimer Stand Up Lounge @Dirty South Lounge Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays Bar of Soap Comedy Open Mic Fridays May 31, 2013 8:00 am – 10:00 pm Every Friday, signup starts at 7:30 p.m., show starts at 8:00 p.m. Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn Disclaimer Comedy Showcase at Grove Park Inn May 31, 2013 8:15 pm – 9:15 pm Disclaimer Comedy presents some (not all of them return our calls) of the best comedians from across the region and nation. Asheville comedy shows are every Friday, and start promptly at…

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