Tuesday 21st May 2013,

News Flash :

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Jim Gaffigan August 16th part of Laugh Your Asheville Off

Posted by citizenthymes /
May 15, 2012
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I bought tickets for Jim Gaffigan yesterday. Gaffigan will be performing at the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium, August 16th as part of the Laugh Your Asheville Off Comedy Festival.

Start collecting your pennies now for this show. I was a little taken aback by the ticket price when I purchased two tickets yesterday at the Asheville Civic Center. And for those that cannot afford the $47.75 ticket price, you can buy Jim’s new special Mr. Universe for $5 at http://jimgaffigan.com/ Or I’m sure the other shows at Laugh Your Asheville Off are much cheaper. Laugh Your Asheville Off will host five other comedy shows featuring comedians from across the country, August 14th-18th.