Citizen Thymes - Asheville News With Spice

Sunday 19th May 2013,

News Flash :

Gun Bill has Asheville man excited at thought of putting still mooing steak served at local restaurants out of misery with handgun
WNC Nature Center’s Cotsworld Sheep doesn’t understand how Asheville mayor fasting will save home
Asheville bids on Ironman, Asheville man says no reason to give a rich Tony Stark more money
Asheville man born on April Fools Day can’t convince any of his coworkers today is his birthday
Asheville second grader doesn’t understand why household pet bunny rabbit poops chocolate eggs once a year for Jesus
Street preacher praying for future of Bele Chere, yelling at Asheville sinners always highlight of his year
Woman submits broken microwave to ‘You Spot It, We Fix It’ City of Asheville App disappointed in lack of repair
Rep. Tim Moffitt Tied to Nipple-Gate, Lobbyists Sucking on Government Teat
After attending Asheville Tattoo Fest, Asheville woman still regrets getting ink of shithead ex boyfriend’s name on buttock
Global War on Terror near Asheville, Gee Haw Whimmydiddle Cell Busted in Loafer’s Glory

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